When Life Gives You Sh*t Make Compost

When Life Gives You Sh*t, Make Compost
A soulful, sensible, practical guide to growing plants — and growing yourself.
If you’ve ever looked at a plant and thought, “Please don’t die on me,” this book is for you.
“When Life Gives You Sh*t, Make Compost” is not your typical plant guide. It’s gardening for real people — the busy ones, the overwhelmed ones, the healing ones, the “I kill every plant I touch” ones, and the ones who know deep down that they’re meant to grow something beautiful.
This eBook blends scientific plant knowledge, practical step-by-step guidance, spiritual grounding, and tools to help you grow thriving indoor and outdoor plants — even if you’ve failed before.
Inside, you’ll learn:
✨ How to understand plant light like a pro
✨ The truth about soil, pH, fertilizers & compost (made simple)
✨ When to start seeds, when to transplant, & what to plant each season
✨ Companion planting, crop rotation, natural pest control & disease prevention
✨ How to use kitchen scraps to grow FREE plants
✨ The beginner mistakes you’ll never make again
✨ Why gardening is scientifically proven therapy — and how it reduces stress, lowers blood pressure, and brings you back to yourself
This isn’t just a plant guide — it’s a mindset shift, a grounding practice, and a survival manual for anyone who wants to turn their “mess” into something they can nurture, harvest, and be proud of.
By the end, you won’t just have healthy plants…
You’ll have healthier energy, a healthier home, and the confidence to grow anything — in soil and in life.
Grow with intention.
Grow with joy.
Grow even through the sh*t.
This book shows you exactly how.